January 21, 2009
Capri Cavalli gets bent over by the IRS
Capri Cavalli is a rich pop star of sorts (at least for the purposes of this photo gallery, anyway) who must be on a quarterly income tax schedule, because it’s nowhere close to April and she already owes the IRS. In fact, they sent some dweeb from their massive accounting pool over to her house for an audit! One can imagine how well Capri took this - in addition to being wealthy enough to almost never have to face reality, she’s also blonde with huge firm tits in a culture where girls with that look get away with pretty much anything. Little did she know that her nerdy auditor was a ringer from King Dong who, judging from the size of his unit, is there on a scholarship. Her receipts weren’t the only thing he went through that day, we can assure you. And speaking of assurances, check out these hot photos of what went down.
Even pop stars get fucked by the government!
January 14, 2009
Elaine’s stars are in alignment
Elaine is one of those cute trendy girls we’re seeing more and more of in porn these days: straightened hair, bright colored panties, indie clothes (check out the sweater) and as you can see, the cute little star tattoos that almost every hot hipster girl has. And in the same place, even! The cats over at Big Mouthfuls like to describe tattoos like that as a map to the pussy, and Elaine was inclined to agree, given how quickly she dropped her britches and showed it to them! Flaming lips, indeed. Maybe she should have gotten something similar on her pretty face - it didn’t take her long to put her mouth to work swallowing her boy toy’s big cock and licking his balls. Once he took control of the situation, he flipped her over like a pancake and pounded her sweet pussy in doggy before dropping a load of fresh daddy batter into her open mouth!
Elaine’s definitely a new pornographer!
January 12, 2009
And now, our feature presentation…
We’re all used to porno movies using popular movie title parodies to attract attention, but Naked Movie is the first site we’ve seen to parody popular movies themselves in the pursuit of a hot, steamy fuck flick. Take “Super Baddass,” for example. They took the liquor store scene from “SuperBad” where McLovin gets punched in the face during a robbery and ran with it; in their version, the poor nerd knocks on the backroom door and flirts with the cute black cashier, who takes pity on him and, for reasons they don’t explain, sucks his cock. Once he’s good and hard, he mans up and fucks the hell out of her, taking her in doggy and a couple of other hot positions before spatting his big geeky load all over her pussy. Oh well, that’s show biz!
January 8, 2009
Karah comes correct
Wow! Apologies are in order for the lack of updates around here, but between the holidays, the new year, and the rush of plagues and viruses that swept through the early winter and got seemingly everyone on earth sick, we’ve been a little preoccupied. But never fear, we’re back with a marvelous update from Pure 18, who’ve developed a real knack for finding cute, skinny girls and pairing them with the scariest cocks available. We’re beginning to suspect that Reality Kings has a body farm out in Northern California somewhere that engineers guys with European accents and 10″ dongs. This time, the girl is Karah, and she’s cute in that kinda spoiled West-coast daddy’s girl way. She’s also not terribly worldly, so imagine her surprise when her date whips out his monster cock. She even attempts to size it up with tape measure, but settles on sucking it instead. She could barely fit the thing in her mouth! And yet she still managed to cram it into some other interesting places…
