February 27, 2009
Veronika Symon is just getting started
Man, Twistys is like Motown Records back in the day - the hits just keep on coming! This time it’s Veronika Symon, a bright-faced beauty with legs from here to ya-ya and big tits to match. You wouldn’t find a nicer set of hooters in an owl sanctuary. Those daisy dukes she’s wearing show off her long legs and tight butt pretty well too, but don’t worry, they don’t stay on for long. The minute those tiny shorts hit the floor, she’s on her back with her long legs spread and her tight pink pussy spread wide open for the camera. Once she’s given the cameraman (and us) a good look at her snatch, she fills it with a clear dildo (a favorite among the Twistys girls), slamming it in and out of her and moaning so loud you could hear her across the street. And, wouldn’t you know it, no one complained.
Veronika Symon is more of a miracle than Smokey Robinson ever was!
February 23, 2009
Shawna Lenee: private tour, private parts
Man, where DO the Twistys guys find these gorgeous chicks? Is there an assembly line somewhere in the Ukraine that just stacks blonde heads on top of massive tits and tight, round asses all day? Can we arrange a tour? If so, give us Shawna Lenee as the tour guide, because we could watch her front and back bounce all day long. She’s a C-cup and only 5 foot 2, so she’s just short enough to suck dick comfortably, and she’s got a big enough rack to give us something to look at during the fun. Of course, we’d be looking at her big boobs anyway. Hell, we could hang our coats on those perky pink nipples of hers. The only thing that took our eyes off her amazing tits was what she kept under her cargo shorts - a round, smooth ass and a shaved pussy so gushy that we’re spendin’ our cash, to quote Pastor Troy. Check out her free photo gallery and you’ll be writing bad checks, too!
Shawna Lenee lets us into restricted areas!
February 18, 2009
Hannah Hilton, homina homina
Hannah Hilton (no relation to Paris, we hope) is one of the hottest blondes, bell-to-bell, that we’ve seen in a long, long time. Leave it to Twistys to pull scalding hot blonde babes out of nowhere like that. If we may quote Lil’ John, “she got immaculate hands, exquisite feet/her eyes, lips and body make the picture complete.” Hannah is a big fan of corsets - what with her slim waist and narrowish hips and all, and she likes that old-school lingerie too, which explains her classy outfit in this free photo gallery. But after a while, she wants those big, pink-nippled melons to hang free and get some fresh air on her tight pussy, so all that stuff came off before too long. Check out the free gallery from Twistys to see it all (literally) go down. Oh, and skeet skeet skeet.
February 14, 2009
Ruby is a gem
Happy Valentine’s Day! Granted, today isn’t a real holiday as much as a consumerist emotional obligation on behalf of Hallmark’s projected quarterly earnings, but don’t let that stop you from getting some today! It sure as hell didn’t stop Ruby; this little slice of peace-lovin’ hippie hotness knows how to celebrate V-Day according to its Roman heritage (i.e. get crazy, get horny, and bang everyone in sight). The guy she ultimately chose, after thanking his lucky stars, got his dick sucked like he was a candy-coated Priapus statue before slamming it in and out of Ruby’s passion pink monkeybox. He even stuck his finger in her butt as she rode his dong, and she channeled the Romans yet again by squealing in delight. Gotta love Pure 18 for keeping it real.
Let’s see a Hallmark card for what Ruby does in this gallery, eh?
February 10, 2009
Shelby rings her Bell
We love Shelby Bell, but she’s got a weird name for such a hot chick. When we think blonde and big tits and a juicy tight ass, we think of stripper names like Heather or Crystal or, um, Stripperella or something. Shelby is more of a homely librarian name, like that girl who works in the campus bookstore and makes up for being horribly unattractive with unparalleled friendliness. But that’s not the case with this Shelby, who is hotter than an oven fire and horny as hell to boot! She doesn’t waste much time either, showing up in a little white tennis skirt and quickly removing it to give her wet pussy some TLC with her hands and a ribbed purple dildo. Check out the photo gallery below to watch her ride that thing down to the balls!
With a name like Shelby, she’s gotta be hot!
February 3, 2009
Nicole’s a great way to start off February
Nicole is a red-blooded Arizona girl (as one would expect from a site called Real Arizona Amateurs) who likes the simple things in life - apple pie, baseball, moderate conservative politics, and getting fucked in the ass. That last item is of particular importance since a) there’s not much else to do in Arizona, and b) it got her a feature spot on this blog! So let’s all give her a big hello, although it won’t be as big as the hello she’s getting from her boyfriend, who launches that big tubesteak into her pussy to get it sopping wet before he buries it in her butt. And even though hard work is its own reward, she gets a pearl necklace for her efforts. If the Cardinals had performed this well on Sunday, they’d be Super Bowl champs right now. Maybe they should watch Nicole get fucked in the ass for inspiration, with helpful telestrator diagrams when necessary.
